Diddy: I'd Win a Gold Medal in Sex

Source-Author: 
Rod McCullom

Mark Phelps swims into immortality by shattering Olympic records with his number of gold medals. Sean "Diddy" Combs, always one to grab a headline or three, says he could win a few gold medals himself. As a sex Olympian.

In honor of the Olympic Games, we asked Sean "Diddy" Combs about his favorite sports to watch last night at his spring-summer 2009 Sean John presentation. And faster than you can say "Michael Phelps just won gold again," he answered, "Track and field!"

So what if there were a new Olympic sport, something he himself might have a chance of winning, we asked. What would that be? "Who could have sex the longest," he told us in a soft voice and with a straight face, while looking into our eyes. Was that a pick-up line? We weren't sure, but we tingled anyway. "I think that's an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest." Dirty! "Just so you know, that's supposed to be funny," he added as an afterthought. "Even though I am serious." But who would be his competitors? "Whoever's up for the challenge."

Whoever's up for the challenge, indeed. Judging by the longevity of Diddy's relationships with his, err,& ; "girlfriends", maybe he will compete as a sprinter or the 5" dash. Or another maybe game altogether.